Tuesday, February 3, 2009

ETO... eto ang nagagawa ng RLE sa mga estudyante :))

(during break time)
MBF: may sasabihin akong english word. translate niu sa tagalog. dapat sa "ka" nagsisimula yung tagalog counterpart... so: brave?
JPE: katapangan.
MBF: delicious?
JRE: ka... sarapan?
MBF: tama. ee ang sex?
JLT: huh?! may tagalog ba yun?
JRE: kantutan!
sir UST.2: kalaguyo?
MBF: hindeeeee! kasarian!!!
[admit it... haha. GREEN!]

(bago magdismissal...)
MBF: anung tawag sa maliit ng mole?
JLT: aba ewan. small mole?!
MBF: hindeeee. smole (smowl)!
JLT: NYEH.
MBF: ee yung malaking mole?
JLT: sabihin mu nlang kea?
MBF: MOA. mole of asia!
[mais :))]

(during breaktime. while in tayuman...)
CA: tumutulo na yung sipon ko...
PB: oh ano? sipsipin ko nb?!
[can you say "icky"? LOL.]

(habang nanenermon... biglang joke ng...)
sir UP: JER! JER!

(topic: assessing the male genitalia)
sir UP: pagkatapos ipalpate yung shaft... uum, ano na?
SDC: ipepercuss?!
[ouch daw yun sabe ng boys. haha!]

(during retdem)
sir UP: saan nkapoint yung nipples ni AAS?
RLC: sorry sir. wala pu akong compass.
(wala akong masabe bukod sa: whoa. haha.)

(during presentation of case presentation of the class)
sir FEU: bakit ganun? hindi man lang pantay yung norms dun sa cues?
JLT: sorry sir. wala po kaming ruler.
[nauso? haha.]

(during presentation of case presentation of the class)
sir UST.1:nasa NANDA ba yang risk for situational low self-esteem?
JPE: yes sir! page 595!!!
JLT: author pu yang si JPE ng NANDA ee sir. kabisado. haha.

(during presentation of case presentation of the class. may cpon sina JPE at JLT.)
JPE: (suminghot)
JLT: (suminghot)
DAA: aching!
JLT: hala, nhawa na si DAA...
MG: oh cge, sa susunod, sundan niyo yung pagkukumpas ko ha? conductor ako.

the names of the people included above are made into acronyms to protect their privacy.
... baka maexploit daw :))

yung mga sir chu chu, C.I. yun. depende sa school they graduated from yung code.

haaaai RLE... nakakawindang! haha.